Zoostuck 3

win a spelling bee

Yes! Of course! All you have to do is convince this Johnsmell Madden to stake rulership of the universe over the results of a spelling bee and then defeat him in it! There is nothing that can possibly go wrong with this plan.

Except, well, you don't see any spelling bees around.

summon a spelling bee in defense mode

But wait! Using ancient Egyptian card game magic, you can summon a spelling bee! You immediately do so, and set it to defense so that it will remain safe until Johnsmell Madden arrives to challenge you.

It is three hours later. You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and you somehow found your way out of the convention center. Some other stuff is going on but you don't care about it at this point.

However, there's a really bored mummy standing around next to a gigantic bee made out of letters. This is by far the most interesting thing you see around, so you're probably going to do something stupid involving it.

What stupid thing will that be?