Zoostuck 3

Obviously you're Step-King Tutanchamun, King Tut's step brother. You're finally back in Egypt so you can take over your step brother's Egyptian empire. Or something. Obviously.

Oh, right, you're the mummy of an ancient Step-King of Egypt, which is to say you're king of dance steps. Which isn't that hard because very few dance steps exist in this universe.

Anyways, judging by the huge pyramid and the sand dunes, you're back in ancient Egypt, which means this is the perfect time to depose your stepbrother the actual King and... wait a minute, something's off.

This is THE FUTURE BECAUSE FUCK THE PAST

This pyramid is made of titanium! And there's a big neon sign next to it declaring it the PYRAMID OF GRAND PHARAOH JOHNSMELL MADDEN, LORD OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.

You're not in ancient Egypt at all, you're in a horrible even-more-dystopian future ruled over by Johnsmell Madden, whoever that is. Well, this is frustrating. How are you supposed to take over ancient Egypt with your dance moves now?