Zoostuck 3

Call up your 'homies': Ryans East, South, and West.

Ugh, no way, not those guys. All they ever do is make fun of you and oh dammit what are they doing here, this is supposed to be a convention for Johnsmells! Or was that Zoosmells? You haven't really been paying attention.

Well, now you have to get this car flying just so you can show them. But how are you going to do that?

Summon a darder.

You have no idea what that is! Also you have no idea how to summon. You're not very good at doing anything, which is a big part of why you're so uncool.

The other Ryans are laughing even harder at you because you're an even bigger loser than they are. This is so uncool, so of course it's happening to you.

You are now the four-armed three-legged lizardperson and you wonder what all this laughing has to do with repairing this grounded transport shuttle. Doesn't this guy know that all you have to do is connect the gratzifier to the octropiter? It's such a simple task, honestly.

You're also getting tired of how long it's taking for one of these humans to help you get back to the planet-ship. What can you do to speed the process up?