Zoostuck 3

point him at the dog. that dog's got more hair

How would that even be relevant? This man is clearly violent and most likely delusional! What on earth would give you the idea he was at all interested in hair, canine or otherwise?

You do attempt to hide behind the dog to divert his attention, but he is relentless in his pursuit. You will need another tactic.

Throw raisins

Fortunately, you are not without resources. Admittedly those resources are only a packet of stale raisins in your pocket, but they are nonetheless usable. You hurl the raisins at your attacker and...

And, well, nothing significant happens. Now he's chasing after you and is annoyed about being pelted by raisins.

> God Tier

If you could use those powers in this universe, you would have a long time ago! You think Edgebert put some sort of block on them. They will be of no help to you here.

You are now Ryan North and you're very confused, because you've been bluffing for months about your ability to make this car fly or something and while you were doing that a whole convention sprung up around you. Also the kid who asked you for help is being chased by a barber or something.

So what are you going to do in a desperate attempt to be relevant to the plot again?