Zoostuck 3

stop sweating because dogs don't fucking sweat

They do in this universe. Everything sweats because Jogh Edgebert was too uncreative to think of other ways to relieve the heat. You don't know that this is the reason for it, all you know is that you're sweating like crazy.

Slobber all over the man that dare accost thee. To release heat, too

However, you're desperate enough to cool down, and to stop this haircut, that you'll entertain other ideas, so you promptly start drooling on the barber. You don't actually feel any cooler, but the barber seems put off at least.

You are now Zoosmell the barber. A sweating dog just drooled all over you. What are you going to do about this?