Zoostuck 3

get a hot dog

Yeah, you're hungry. Fortunately, this convention has plenty of vendors around because lots of vendors are named Zoosmell now. You head to Zoosmell's Hot Dog Stand and get a nice one for a dollar.


Having eaten, it strikes you that you haven't gotten a haircut since before you started arranging this convention, so you head over to Zoosmell's Barber Shop.

You decide to get a new style, which you promptly declare "the Zoosmell" because you can't think of anything else to call it. Soon it becomes the most popular hairstyle among people named Zoosmell, which is quite a lot of them.

Get your hot dog a haircut

As your new haircut sensation sweeps the nation, or at least the subset of people in the nation who were once named John, you see a heavily sweating dog march into Zoosmell's Barber Shop. You decide to get him a haircut to cool him off.

You are now the dog. You have a very important mission that involves not getting your hair cut, but all this sweat makes you too exhausted to actually bark or run away or do anything else particularly strenuous to stop this guy from cutting your hair. So what are you going to do?