Zoostuck 3

follow your nose

Yeah, that's it! You'll follow your nose to whoever is responsible for this!

Ow. Your nose just lead you into the wall. Stupid nose! Okay, this is going to call for a different approach.

fire everyone, that means more money for you and less money being paid to people right

It suddenly occurs to you that you're spending way too much money on this operation. You promptly fire every employee you have. What do you even need them for? You own the whole market. You can do whatever you want with the next game and you'll still make tons of money because you're the only game in town. Where the town is the world.

Trademark the name Johnsmell.

But even that big pile of money isn't enough for you. You promptly trademark the name Johnsmell so you can get money from people who want to use your highly successful name for things. Now that's proactively leveraging your synergies or whatever that stuff businesses say is.

With all of the additional money you're getting, you completely forget about whatever it was you were trying to do and just start making your mansion even more opulent.

You are now the poor sap whose job it is to get this pathetic excuse for a plot back on track. Who are you and what are you doing?