Zoostuck 3

Call a Johnsmell convention

Yeah, you can't make this decision on your own. There are a lot of former Zoosmells who are now Johnsmells, and you're going to need a consensus before you can officially settle on which is worse.

So you spend months painstakingly gathering all the Johnsmells, some of whom are newborn babies, and then you hold a discussion panel. The arguments get heated on both sides, and many grumble about not being able to just be John, but in the end a decision is reached.

It's better because now the adventure is called Johnstuck 3

You collectively decide it's an improvement, and the universe responds accordingly.

You are now the main villain and everything has, inexplicably, gone according to plan vastly ahead of schedule. The universe is now operating under the Johnstuck 3 trademark you registered years ago and so everything owes you royalties which you will waive in exchange for their undying allegiance.

The only thing is, you weren't quite ready for everything to succeed and now you're not sure just what you're supposed to be doing.

So what exactly is it?