Zoostuck 3

steal candy from a baby, and then sell the candy. And the baby.

Who the here are you going to sell it to? You don't pay your minions, and if they do have money you can bet your horns they won't part with it for just a baby and some candy. No, they'll want real concessions, like naming a circle after them, and you aren't prepared for that kind of me.


Good point. John Madden's proven he has no qualms doing business with you, he'd totally pay you a dollar for a baby. Now you just need to find him.

You are now John Madden and you are the richest man in this universe because all video games are Madden Football. You are currently overseeing the release of Madden 2015, which is of course the 2015th entry in the series.

You have just been informed by your testers of a very serious glitch in the game, however. The programmers have been unable to determine the exact cause, but it seems that somehow Madden 2015 is a baseball game.

What are you going to do about this problem?