Zoostuck 3

Where did you get this ticket?

Look, becoming an aging martial arts master isn't easy. You have to embark on a lifetime of exciting adventures all over the world, and inevitably you end up with a number of mementos, most of which will turn out to be critical in future exciting adventures. That's just how it goes.

You certainly don't have the energy these days to remember which exciting adventure you got a particular memento from. This ticket might have been from that time you defeated Beelzebub in the spinjitsu tournament, or it might have been from that time you were turned into a piano and had to use spinjitsu to find a way to change back. Does it really matter at this point?

pass the buck to satan

You and Satan aren't on speaking terms. Also you don't have any money because you took an oath of poverty other than your mementos and your hermitage, so how would you even give him anything?

You are now Satan, and you could really use a dollar right about now. What do you need it for, exactly?