Zoostuck 3

snatch the pebble from his hand

He doesn't have a pebble in his hand. But you can fix that.

You use your spinjitsu skills to put a pebble in his hand without him even noticing. You then snatch it the moment he starts to feel like something is odd. He looks at his hand, baffled.

You aren't sure what that accomplished, but damn it felt good.

Apprentice him to your tornado apprentice, thus tying that plot thread in.

Your tornado apprentice has probably lost all of its skills by now... wait, no, despite months passing due to time travel, there hasn't been a contest at all. How about that.

Regardless, your apprentice would definitely be better suited to the unpleasant task of training this incompetent, because it would mean you wouldn't have to bother. Now if only you could get your apprentice out of Limbo, you might be able to get somewhere.

> Give him a one-way ticket to Hell.

Or, alternatively, you could send this guy to Limbo and your apprentice could train him there. Unfortunately, all you have is this one-way ticket to Hell, and that's the wrong place entirely.

Granted, sending him to Hell would put him in the afterlife and outside the uncool influences of this universe, allowing him to actually be cool, but you don't know this because you're not an omniscient narrator rock. So how are you going to resolve this problem?