Zoostuck 3

Fake it till ya make it.

You mean... lie? Well, lying is pretty uncool, but so are you, so you're totally up for that. You start babbling a lot of nonsense about flux capacitators and thermal energy signatures while just randomly poking at things under the hood.

However, the more you do it, the more uncomfortable you feel with your uncoolness, and you were already pretty damn uncomfortable. You're wondering if there's another way.

Or you could learn spinjitsu.

It's only then that you realize there's an old martial arts guru type staring at you, and you have this vague sense that he knows exactly how uncool you really are but isn't saying anything. You can't tell how long he's been there. You wonder if maybe he'll teach you martial arts through mundane tasks, and/or a cool training montage.

You are now the spinjitsu master. Your attunement to the proper state of the universe is telling you that this man must learn spinjitsu, but you can see at a glance that he is not even ready for the most basic of techniques. How will you prepare this highly unimpressive prospective student?