Zoostuck 3

stop caring, duh

You tried that! But something wouldn't let you. It was the weirdest feeling, as if the universe itself was preventing you from doing anything as cool as not caring about how cool you are.

You're not even good at caring about how cool you are, which is the worst part of it. You just keep trying stupid stuff in an effort to be cooler and it never works!

You, too, must go looking for the moonglasses

And speaking of stupid ideas in a failed effort to be cooler, you just had one! You're going to go looking for moonglasses, even though you have no idea what those are or why they would be cool. But that's not going to stop you, only your total incompetence ever stops you!

Which is why you've already tripped over your shoelaces. Man, what an uncool start.

Oh, and some kid just pulled up in a really fast Delorean. He's asking you to modify it to fly into space. Of course you agreed, because that makes you sound cool, but you actually don't have the slightest idea how to do that. If you did, maybe you could go to the moon to find these moonglasses that you can't actually prove exist.

So what are you going to do?