Zoostuck 3

Obviously the most trustworthy man in existence, Ryan North.

Oh, obviously. The universe may have been recreated, but Ryan North is a constant. And he clearly has the knowledge to modify a car to fly to the moon. Or at least, he should be able to with how uncreative this universe is. Now if only you could get to wherever he is.

You are now Ryan North and while you don't have a big ego, you can't shake this feeling like you should be way, way cooler than you currently are. You don't understand this, it's like the universe is actively preventing you from being cool.

You wish you could avoid caring about how cool you are, but that's something a cool person would do so whatever mysterious universe force is making you uncool is also making you care about it.

So how are you going to handle this fundamental uncoolness?