Zoostuck 3

I still don't know what spinjutsu actually is. No one knows.

It is a mystery to me as well, even with my newfound omniscience. I would guess that it involves spinning.

They're in 2015 and they're trying to find someone who can turn their car into a flying car.

It appears that our... "heroes", for lack of a better term, have traveled only a few months into the future, where the universe has already lost all of its coolness. However, none of them seem particularly aware of this. Allow me to narrate, so that we might guide them through this ordeal.

You are now John Egbert and you have no idea what is up with this car. You've decided to go looking for someone who can install a flight attachment so you can just fly it to the moon for the moonglasses. Fortunately, despite the massive changes to the universe, you don't have to wander aimlessly around the world; you know exactly who you're looking for and where they are.

Of course, you need to explain what you're doing to these dunderheads in the back seat of your car so they'll stop peppering you with questions. So just who is it you're looking for, and where are they?