Zoostuck 3

the narrator

That would be me, and we have already established that I have limited capacity to interact with the physical world. And sadly, despite the many inconsistencies of this universe, that fact remains frustratingly consistent. I can only act through a second-person intermediary.

Even if I could, there is no guarantee that I would be immune to the Third-Person virus and I have no idea what effect such an infection would have on the narrative.

But wait. Perhaps I can narrate the power of narration to an individual within this universe. This would carry its own risks, but such narrative ability could allow them to protect themselves from the virus, provided they were aware of it.

This is a very dangerous plan - and yet, drastic times call for drastic measures. I must very carefully select the individual within this universe to whom I shall grant this incredible gift.

Who shall it be?