Zoostuck 3

> Snails are really snow, so find some snow to build a snail.

There's plenty of snow here, since you're still in the mountains, but you're not exactly built for fine manipulation. Plus you're heading towards a cliff. You kind of try to spin your wheels in a way that might fling snow in a pile in the vague shape of a snail and hopefully invoke some kind of snail magic to slow you down, but you're not very optimistic about this.

Don't worry. 88 miles an hour is for pussies, you're going to tell special relativity to take a hike.

Well, if slowing down isn't going to work, maybe you can use SHEER SPEED to TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, you're pretty sure that's how it works. And you're a really, really fast car so you should be able to go fast enough... are you forgetting anything, though?

Shit, you got any plutonium?

Oh, right, you need plutonium to travel back in time. Probably. This is not a situation where you can readily find or synthesize plutonium, though.

You are now a lump of plutonium and your greatest desire is to be used by a car to travel back in time... wait, no... what? What the hell?

Apparently this plutonium has somehow been infected by the Third Person virus and it can no longer be narrated for. Maybe I should get back to that subplot before it gets out of hand. But who can I still narrate for in the prison?