RE: Zoostuck 3
02-21-2015, 09:02 PM
(02-21-2015, 05:12 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »You're going to convince the kid to drive you to your greatest enemy. You take care of him, then you drop this lizard alien and the kid off where they need to go, then you get back in time to sacrifice your power to your apprentice, badabing badaboom.
Okay, that's perfect, you turn to the kid in the driver's seat and ask him to drop you off near the dark spinjitsu master and...
"No. I have no time for your nonsensical requests."
Well. That didn't work out very well. Time for Plan B - which is obviously spinjitsu. Actually, you wonder why that isn't Plan A. You start spinjitsuing the kid in the face... wait, no, that's the identical kid in the back seat, gosh darn it why do all the kids look alike these days. Okay, you start spinjitsuing the kid driving this car - driving at only thirteen or so, how irresponsible! - and then the car goes careening out of control because the driver is being spinjitsued in the face.
This might be a problem.
You are now the Delorean. You're pretty sure you can travel through time, but since Back to the Future doesn't exist in this uncreative universe, none of your passengers are actually aware of this ability and they sure as heck aren't going to be creative enough to have the idea themselves.
But you really want to go back in time. How are you going to do this, oh and also you're about to go flying off the side of a steep cliff, it would be really good if you could travel through time before doing that.
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