Zoostuck 3

all cars - my cars

The internet in this universe is too uncreative for that kind of detailed problem-solving. For that matter, so are you. You're going to need the kind of solution that's less creative than something Jogh Edgebert would come up with, and he's pretty uncreative, although you obviously don't think so because he made you think he was the coolest and most creative person in the universe.

Supercharge a snail.

on fire

So, somehow, through your extremely uncreative thought process, you decide that since snails are really snow, maybe if you set one on fire it will go really fast. You are, of course, completely lacking in all qualities that could lead you to conclude this is a bad idea, so you promptly grab a lighter and go looking for a snail.

You are now a snail. Somehow you ended up betting some idiot that he didn't have a thousand really fast cars and you're on your way to meet him.

But with all the cars you see around here, it strikes you that maybe he really does have that many cars and you could have a lot of trouble paying up. How are you going to get out of this stupid bet?