Zoostuck 3

Spinj*CRACK*

It was a really. Fast. Car. In this uncreative universe exceeding the speed of light is literally a matter of having the fastest vehicle.

Well, yeah, but that's just the obvious issue. You don't actually have anywhere you need to be urgently... yet.

It was your favorite DeLorean.

Of course, you really liked that DeLorean, too. Sure, you might not technically own it as a matter of law, since it just turned up in your driveway one morning when you woke up, but nobody else ever laid a claim on it.

But that's just the loss of one of your most prized possessions. Terrible and sad, but manageable. No, the real issue is much more immediate.

You're the Fast Car Guru and you literally just bet someone you have a thousand ultra fast cars. Now you only have nine hundred ninety nine ultra fast cars and that douchebag you made a bet with is on his way.

Namely, you only have nine hundred and ninety-nine really fast cars now, and that means you're going to lose the bet you made like five minutes ago. Unless you can find another really fast car in a hurry, you're in big trouble.

Of course you already checked the internet, but when you have nine hundred and ninety-nine really fast cars all in one place, most of the responses just point to those and they don't do you any good. You're going to need to think of something to do about this problem... fast.