Zoostuck 3

To be honest, probably Spinjitsu.

Spinjitsu? Why would you think of such an absurd word, what does that even mean... oh, wait. It must be a clue from the genius creator whose vision of the universe you intend to make into reality. Pooplord's current location must somehow relate to this, this Spinjitsu nonsense.

Fortunately, it is not difficult to learn more, as Edgebert's uncreative concept of the Internet is "you type a question on your computer and it tells you the answer". Consequently, when you ask for locations of relevance to Spinjitsu, it promptly gives you a map with a big X on it indicating the home of the current master of the art. Pooplord must be in the vicinity.

But your transportation options - and resources in general - are quite limited. You cannot simply fly over there and pick him up; you will need a far more elaborate plan, which will of course be one properly suited to your genius.

Now, what will that plan be?