Zoostuck 3

Spinjitsu. It's the answer to literally everything. At least according to Lego.

There's no Lego in this universe, it would foster too much creativity! Not that you realize this, being only an unwitting pawn in the effort to reverse the damage wrought by Jogh Edgebert, the coolest guy in the universe.

However, you are trying to be marginally less uncool and maybe learning a martial art would help with that. You ask the Spinjitsu Master if you can learn all his cool Spinjitsu tricks.

He takes one look at you and laughs. Well, that was embarrassing but also entirely typical of your life experiences.

You are now John Egbert and you're getting impatient. Your inferior doppelganger who stole your existence should be here by now, even accounting for his total incompetence. The only explanation you can devise is that he's being sidetracked by someone else's incompetence, since Edgebert lacks the creativity to imagine any way that imbecile could be a threat to him.

It seems clear that you're going to have to locate Pooplord so you can properly manipulate him into furthering your plans. How inconvenient. How will you accomplish this?