Zoostuck 3

You CAN do both. Simply sacrifice yourself and have your rad Spinjitsu training allow your ghost to lead them to the ship.

That's not going to work, your Spinjitsu ghost is going to be the one transferring your knowledge and skills to your pupil! And it can't be in two places at once, honestly, it's as if you've forgotten everything you know about spiritual mentoring.

No, you're going to have to make an actual decision here, and you're terrible at making decisions. If you were good at making decisions, you'd have made a killing in the stock market instead of wasting your life mastering martial arts and becoming spiritually enlightened, with nothing to show for it except a lifetime of wisdom, a talented pupil and the reverence of an entire alien species.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and you have completely lost track of the plot. Weren't you supposed to be incompetently stumbling into a catapult set up by an alternate version of yourself who despises you for existing or something like that? How are you going to even get there from here?