Zoostuck 3

let's see where it's going with this. crane your neck to the side so it gets a better angle

Yes, clearly this is an important Earth ritual that will aid you in your return to the planet-ship. You attempt to move your neck to give the creature a better view and...

Ow! This is probably not helpful at all! In fact, it is quite painful! This creature must actually be a spy sent by your enemies that you were unaware you had! You need to stop it, but how?

Wring wring

Of course. You need to know who your enemies that you were previously unaware of are, and that means wringing the information out of their spy. You grasp all four of your hands around its tiny neck and demand answers.

The impulsive young Earthling and the old and wise Earthling are staring at you. Clearly they are impressed by this demonstration of the superiority of your species.

You are now the Spinjitsu master. Some kid with a stupid name and one of those weird alien lizards that you impressed with your ability to hear through your ears and smell through your nose turned up on your doorstop and interrupted your efforts to sacrifice yourself to save your apprentice, and now the lizard seems to be fighting with a crow.

With the incredible wisdom you acquired from your mastery of martial arts, you realized that the lizard must want to return to its planet-sized spaceship and needs your help. You can guide it there, but you don't have time to do that and sacrifice yourself to grant your tornado apprentice the skills it needs to win the limbo contest that hasn't actually started yet because the limbo champion is waiting for it to issue the challenge.

How will you resolve this dilemma?