Zoostuck 3

A muffin.

Cordite.

Oh, hey, wouldn't you know it, there's a convenient cordite muffin right in the room. All you have to do is detonate it.

And, done. The monkey and blender have been blown up, but not killed, completely sidestepping all questions that you have to deal with. Seriously, this job stinks. If only you could solve all your problems with nonlethal explosions.

You are now someone whose job is solving problems with nonlethal explosions. And the current problem you're facing is very, very difficult to handle given the tools available to you.

What is that problem, again?