Zoostuck 3

> ignore. pass it on to Death. He'll kill them both.

Yes, that would be a great idea... except, no, you are Death now thanks to downsizing. And killing anyone without properly settling their fate first just leads to a lot of paperwork, it's a huge pain.

Roll 99d20

You can't do that! You're the one who has to decide how all the dice come up. That's just giving you ninety-nine more decisions to make. As if you didn't have enough of a headache already.

> Consult D&D manual

You decide to look through your Decisions and Donuts handbook. It's never let you down yet.

It suggests you have a donut, as always. Excellent advice, but sadly, eating the donut doesn't seem to have resolved your issue at all. Maybe you need another handbook.

Just blow them up. Blow them both up.

You already explained that you can't kill them!

But wait, maybe you can just cause a big explosion that doesn't kill either of them. That should simplify things. There isn't as much paperwork to do that way.

Now the only question left is what should be the source of this explosion.