Zoostuck 3

Monkeys.

Shenanigans

Yeah, it's probably monkeys pulling some shenanigans. That's been the cause of most of your problems lately. But there's got to be something else to it.

You are now a monkey causing shenanigans... wait, why were you doing this again? You remember there was some objective behind all these shenanigans that you're doing, but just what it was has slipped your mind.

Tear a blender in half through sheer force of will.

Oh, that's right. You're doing all this so you can become powerful enough to tear a blender in half through sheer will.

You're not sure why you would want to do that, though. Or how all these shenanigans will help.

Oh, wait, that's right. You're doing the shenanigans because you love shenanigans. You're probably planning to tear the blender in half for some shenanigan or another, too. Well, that's cleared up now.

You are now the blender. You do not want to be torn in half. What are you going to do to thwart the monkey's plan?