Zoostuck 3

carve a bare hot dog into a key

Why would you do that? While eating well will no doubt ensure you have the energy to think up a brilliant plan for opening this door, you already ate a meat-key just forty minute-cycles ago. It's much too soon for another meal.

Use extreme force, even hands, if necessary

Ah, of course! You can use the superior strength of your four arms and their forearms to force this uncooperative door open. You pull back all your arms and push them towards the door with all your might.

The end result is a loud knock. The door opens. Clearly this was because of the superiority of your door-opening technique and not because the Earthling inside wanted to see what was making the noise.

You are now Bud Muckman. You're in limbo with a tornado and a limbo champion and you are making the ill-advised decision to attempt to figure out what the hell is going on. What's your best guess?