Zoostuck 3

Wouldn't it be emigration paperwork if they want to leave? Realize you are not suited for this task.

According to the coolest guy in the universe, who is also its undisputed master, immigration paperwork is what's needed here. Unfortunately, mere semantics aren't much help against absolute power.

Find the form that allows you to file for a petition against proper paperwork

Unfortunately, the undisputed master of the universe has full control over all petitions, and he finds paperwork too useful a tool for maintaining his undisputedness. Especially since he doesn't have to bother with any of it.

So while you might be able to file such a petition, it wouldn't matter how many signatures you can gather and ow the tornado just signed you! That smarts.

resign

It suddenly occurs to you that if you can't quit, you can be terminated by having a second signature, making you invalid. Quickly, you snatch the tornado's pen and scrawl another signature on yourself.

You are now invalid, and the tornado's application status is uncertain. The tornado is sent to the interdimensional limbo to have this sorted out.

You are now the champion of interdimensional limbo. A tornado just showed up in your realm and clearly it wants to challenge you for the title.

What will you demand it give you when it inevitably loses?