Zoostuck 3

With TM60

Ah, yes, Turkey Mountain 6.0, the latest application you had your scientists devise to do whatever you want to do. This should make controlling the borders of this dimension simple. But what obstacle are you going to throw in the way of the tornado?

Insurmountable Paperwork

Perfect. An endless pile of transdimensional immigration paperwork should slow that tornado down while you think of a more permanent way to deal with it.

Take it for your own.

Ah, of course! You could have your very own tornado. That seems like a suitable punishment. You slip in a contract that the tornado will have to sign granting you full ownership of it. This is the perfect plan.

You are now a piece of paperwork. You have to stop a tornado from crossing into another universe. You hate your job and want to quit, but you're not the right form for that.

What are you going to do?