RE: Zoostuck 3
01-26-2015, 02:33 AM
You quickly forget whatever you were thinking about and look for a weird deep sea fish, because of that whole short attention span thing. You soon find a really weird one. It looks like a four-armed three-legged lizard person.
Oh, wait. That's not a fish, it's a four-armed three-legged lizard person. Well, this has been a disappointment.
And what's that smell?
(01-25-2015, 01:15 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Farts.
Oh. It's the four-armed three-legged lizard person. Ew. You were pretty sure they cured that problem somehow, even though you don't remember ever seeing a four-armed three-legged lizard person before in your life.
You are now a four-armed three-legged lizard person and somehow you are not on your species' planet-ship. Instead you are under the sea on some boring planet where a local is holding his nose, just like all the other locals you've encountered.
This is very inconvenient. How is he going to hear you ask for directions to the planet-ship if he keeps holding his nose like that? It's quite rude, too. It's not as if your unfortunate flatulence is particularly loud under the water!
What are you going to do about this?
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I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
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I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
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