Zoostuck 3

What's a tumblr? That sounds like something too cool to be in this universe where everything is less cool than Jogh Edgebert.

murder

You can't kill him!

No, seriously, you can't. It's an inviolable law of the universe. Jogh Edgebert can't die. Trying to kill him would just get you thrown in jail again.

Come to think of it, you should probably look for a way out of here, since Edgebert probably isn't running the universe from inside a prison filled with all his enemies.

By tricking him into getting on a silly kid's ride

Yes! Perfect! This should make him uncool enough to, well, you're not sure about the rest, but the spiders seem to like it. You've got a plan now.

So all you need to do is get your beak unstuck from this guy's leg, escape from this prison, and trick Jogh Edgebert, the coolest guy in the universe, into embarrassing himself on a silly kid's ride of some kind. No problem, right?

Yeah, you have no idea how you're going to do that.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord again. You have sunglasses that make your abysmal Coolness stat slightly less abysmal and remind you of exactly how uncool you are. You are also entirely unaware of all the important events going on in the universe at this moment.

What exactly are you doing, anyways?