Zoostuck 3

Because you failed to account for alternate meanings when you were hungry and asked that genie for some 'sick bites'.

That sounds... sort of like something that might have happened, in a more creative universe.

But here, you can't imagine ever asking for "sick bites", what would that even mean. It's not like you made the wish before the universe was remade by a total hack and ended up in the new universe with your wish still in effect, right? That wouldn't make any sense at all.

To calm the spiders wiggling and jiggling inside you.

Oh, that's right, you've got a bunch of spiders inside you. You don't even want to think about how that happened. Anyways, they told you to get them some delicious human flesh, so you're biting into this guy. Unfortunately, your beak is stuck now. At least the spiders seem satisfied.

Well, aside from the fact that you haven't stopped Jogh Edgebert like you promised them you would. You don't know why they want to stop the coolest guy in the universe, but when spiders are crawling around your insides, it doesn't make you particularly inclined to ask questions.

How exactly are you going to stop Edgebert, anyways?