Zoostuck 3

You're the assistant warden. There's a riot starting in the Grumpy Agen medical wing.

You're a convict's twin.

you're in charge of making sure the prison complex stays complex

Oh, that's right. You're the assistant warden and your job is to ensure that the administration of this prison is as needlessly complicated as possible so that nobody in here gets out, including the prison staff. After all, you can't risk any prisoners causing problems for Jogh Edgebert, the coolest guy in the universe. All his enemies are locked up in here, because opposing someone that cool is just not allowed.

One of those enemies is your twin brother. You've just been informed that he's gone and started some kind of riot in the hospital wing, something about trying to get sick and dance an alligator off his leg.

You're going to have to deal with this.

You are now Assistant Warden Rosse's twin brother. You still have an alligator biting your leg and somehow you've started a riot among the sick prisoners.

What are you going to do now?