Zoostuck 3

You're going to need... the Third Person.

Ah, yes. The Third Person. They are the link between my world of narration and the world I narrate for. They hold the possibility of transferring these sunglasses to the physical realm, even if they do not personally challenge Edgebert.

Unfortunately, they are also immune to my omniscience. As the one physical being I am capable of communicating with, they are too detached from reality for me to be perfectly aware of their location and status. Locating them will not be an easy task. My only option is to narrate someone else's search for them.

You are now someone looking for a mysterious entity that you only know as "the Third Person". This is entirely your own idea and not the work of an omniscient narrator directing your actions.

Naturally, the first step in locating the Third Person is to review your identity and current location, as well as your specific motivation in searching for them.

You would think you'd remember those points easily, but for some reason you seem to be drawing a blank on them. It's as though you didn't even exist until an omniscient narrator declared you did and they're just waiting for extrauniversal observers to give you character traits.

But that's a ridiculous notion, and pondering it won't help you remember who you are, where you are, or why you're there. So who are you, where are you, and why are you looking for this Third Person anyways?