Zoostuck 3

Invade Sun France first!

That wouldn't help anything! That would just lead to exactly the same problem, because regardless of what you want, Moon Congress would vote unanimously to change the newly-invaded Sun France to Moon France and ban all claims of being on the sun.

On the other hand, maybe if you told the Moonited Kingdom not to invade because you had secret plans to, that could get them to back off and buy you some time. You quickly call up the Moon Prime Minister and casually tell him, as though you have no secret and illegally-obtained knowledge of his plans, that you're going to launch an invasion of Sun France soon and you need his troops standing by until you're ready.

Of course, then he's all "no, we're conquering Moon France, you can't tell us what to do" and hangs up on you. Great. Now what are you going to do?

pre-emptive air strike.

Of course! You can use the Moonited Kingdom's efforts to start a war that you claimed you wanted to start but don't actually as an excuse to wage war on the Moonited Kingdom! Maybe if you play your cards right, you can leave the governments of both nations a smoking ruin and put an end to this moon garbage once and for all. You immediately order a military strike against your closest ally.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord again. You are completely unaware of the complex political maneuvering taking place on the sun at this very moment. Instead, you're looking for some cool shades. Where are you going to find them?