Zoostuck 3

you just fucking said, the moon is the sun. keep your god damn story straight for half a fucking second

What are you talking about? The moon is the moon, which is where you are. The sun is somewhere else. And Sun France, as evidenced by its name, is clearly on the sun...

Oh, wait, maybe they meant Moon France, that silly country that insists on calling themselves Sun France, just like most of the silly countries here on the moon. Well, in that case, they definitely deserve an invasion in order to set you straight. You call your Moon Minister of Defense immediately.

You are now the Moon Minister of Defense for the Moonited Kingdom, except that you actually know that this is the sun but you're not allowed to say that. The Moon Prime Minister has just ordered you to invade Sun France so that you can rename them to Moon France, and also legalize murder there because some complete stranger asked the Moon Prime Minister to.

There are numerous reasons that immediately come to mind as to why this is a bad idea, but you know from experience that the Moon Prime Minister will never listen to you. So how exactly are you going to prevent this disastrous war that you've been ordered to start?