Zoostuck 3

murder

That's a problem.

See, Sun France's laws are a mess. While you technically have diplomatic immunity, you'll be prosecuted for anything you do here that's illegal in Sun France, and as it happens, right now murder is. As is conspiracy to commit murder, so it's not as if you can just hire someone to make a kill on your behalf.

So you'll either need to figure out another way, or somehow get murder legalized in Sun France. Which is possible because they're that corrupt and erratic, but given their complex parliamentary system, it would take way too long. There's no way you could get the law passed in time.

You're going to have to ask for help from the (ugh) Moonited Kingdom

Unless, that is, you helped another country take over Sun France to revamp their laws. It turns out that treason is not actually illegal there this week.

But the only nation that might be able to do it fast enough is the Moonited Kingdom, and considering they've recently signed onto the Moonited States' absurd insistence that the sun is actually the moon, that's not going to be a pleasant prospect.

Still, if you're going to arrange the murder of a girl to stop her from asking you to do her a favor that you would be compelled to do but would get you in legal trouble, you're going to have to make a few compromises. You call up the Moon Prime Minister of the Moonited Kingdom at once.

You are now the Moon Prime Minister of the Moonited Kingdom. Some guy is calling and asking you to take over Sun France so you can legalize murder there, and he would like you to do it in the next hour or so.

This sounds like a good idea as far as policy goes, but Sun France is all the way over on the sun. How are you supposed to get your invasion forces there when you're on the moon?