Zoostuck 3

> Stuff yourself in the refrigerator.

Forever.

Yes! The refrigerator cools things, so it's sure to make you cool! Although it's probably going to take a long time, but hey, all you'll miss out on is your wholly unfulfilling life. You don't see how there's any downside here.

You step into the refrigerator and close the door, prepared to wait for as long as it takes for you to be truly cool.

You leave about five minutes later, shivering. It's cold in there! Plus, you don't really have the attention span to sit in a refrigerator for that long without getting bored. Maybe there's a faster way.

Sunglasses.

Of course! Sunglasses will make you cool! Or at least slightly less uncool. Or at least they'll make it harder for people to recognize you as that uncool Zoosmell Pooplord. You just need to get a pair, somewhere.

Except, you've already gotten bored of this whole idea of trying to be cool...

No you haven't.

Wait, no, being cool is still something you actually want. But you don't know where to even look for sunglasses! And you definitely don't have the attention span to look very hard.

You are now someone with a pair of cool sunglasses. Who are you and what are you doing?