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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Night Two: GAME OVER, BITCHES (57/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 09:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-28-2014, 05:43 AM by Mirdini.)
SUDDENLY, STIQQERY SEIZES UP AND COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR, SOUL WHOOSHING INTO THE BEYOND.
Looks like some zombies can't read the fine print in their resurrection clauses.
Stiqqery was a ZOMBIE SHANKER. He had one charge of ZOMBIE STRENGTH that would have protected him from a single shank.
With 47 bitches alive it takes 24 votes to groupshank a bitch.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (48/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 09:42 PM
Shankvote: Granolaman
WHAT HAPPENED TO SHANKING ME HUH
YA PANSY
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (48/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 09:46 PM
Good morning my fellow shankers. Feels like I've been asleep for a week!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (48/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 09:53 PM
SHANK: The quartet's pianist and take his place.
That's all I really want.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (48/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 09:56 PM
OW FUCK JESUS CHRIST GARURU YOU PUT SIX FUCKING HOLES THROUGH MY CHEST WOULD IT KILL YOU TO FINISH THE JOB oh wait I guess it kinda did
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 10:22 PM
Seein' as we jus' lost som'n our more active participants, an' lackin' better'n 'gestions, I'n aim'n clear out thems what in't done doin' much 'til such'n time's they'n 'cide'n start. Vote: Mikeee.
Nu'n pers'nal, kid. It'n get 'fusin' an' y'might'n think y'haven't much'n say, b'I think you'n do better'n naught since day one. Jus' so's we know y'around, y'know?
Likewise callin' out Prime Intellect, who'n only 'scape'n wrath f'now what f'havin' voted with'n his one post. Eye'n you noneth'less.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 10:40 PM
Vote: Crowstone
I know what you did last night.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 10:43 PM
Wait, what who did who?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 11:09 PM
Palamedes, honey, I have no reason to shank you! ...or whatever else might have happened in the night. I only shank whoever is in spot 12.
shankvote: Granolaman
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 11:31 PM
The better question is what to do with the 3 zombies?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 11:44 PM
(07-27-2014, 11:31 PM)anacreon Wrote: »The better question is what to do with the 3 zombies?
The same thing we do with everyone else - shank them.
Shank: The man of Granola[/b]
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-27-2014, 11:51 PM
I cannot really argue with that. Zombies are merely the obstacle to the inevitable Whalevolution. Shank: Stiqqery.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 12:01 AM
Shank: Legenenedyar Q
for being a zomb
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 12:04 AM
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 12:08 AM
Oh frickle frackle, Stiqq has unzombied. Shank Chocolate Pi because rhubarb is tastier.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 12:10 AM
I have no idea who I want to shank, all I know is I heard whale noises this morning.
I believe this means our fated duel is nearly at hand.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 12:12 AM
But are they really zombies? Can one of the zombies bite me? I need to test this hypothesis.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 02:03 AM
I can't believe that somebody would try to murder one of our beloved dayshankers. How vile.
Shank Chocolate Pi for brazenly defiling the honor of the dayshanks by coming back to life, and also I guess for being a gross perversion of nature or whatever.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 02:06 AM
You lie.
Alas I am more alright with murdering zombies Vote: CPI
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 02:30 AM
Hey y'all. Thanks for listnin' to me toot my horn. I appreciate the gesture. A good day to murder some zombies, yeah?
Vote Chocolatepi
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 03:22 AM
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 03:26 AM
i loudly announce that, no thank you barkeep, i will not be drinking your poison tonight. i don't drink... anything i didn't make myself!
i immediately begin chugging my distilled urine from a clear bottle and assuring everyone around me that it's perfectly sanitary.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 03:52 AM
The Native Servant dons his waiter costume and begins to serve drinks and appetizers to any who want them. "These zombies are quite troubling. Last time someone on the island played with necromancy we tossed him into the volcano. He remarks nonchalantly. "It took us weeks to clear up the creatures. We should wipe their filth from this place before they become more than a nuisance"
Shank: ChocolatePi
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 04:29 AM
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Bartend: Anyone who will accept a drink from me.
Seriously, I make great mixed drinks, trust me on this. My whiskey sours are killer.
(07-27-2014, 11:09 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »Palamedes, honey, I have no reason to shank you! ...or whatever else might have happened in the night. I only shank whoever is in spot 12.
shankvote: Granolaman
Hey! I'm only five slots away from being number 12! Besides, Palamedes says you did something last night and I want to know more. Shank: Crowstone
Is observing my own pattern of behavior of observing my own patterns of behavior a mental fractal or just navel gazing? Please advise.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 04:33 AM
EBWOP: Hey Truegreen, considering you already volunteered, could you see to it that you serve up the drink orders I mix up for our patrons please? Cheers! *clink* *clink*
Is observing my own pattern of behavior of observing my own patterns of behavior a mental fractal or just navel gazing? Please advise.
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