Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

FINALLY A CHANCE TO USE MY LOUD VOICE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I SEE SOME OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KILL CAPITALISM

AND SOME OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KILL THE PERSON RUNNING THIS FIASCO

I SAY WE GET TO THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM

SHANKVOTE: GOD

I'm detecting a pattern here

for real though god is the most successful mass murderer in history. Wrote a book about it and didn't even get convicted.

I'm detecting a pattern here

for real though god is the most successful mass murderer in history. Wrote a book about it and didn't even get convicted.

ALRIGHT BITCHES

Download link above, lyrics belowdecks:

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Heatproof blubber? More like landlubber
That rhyme scheme was a total fluke
Can't say I'm a lover of rapping flubs
like, what I'm ceta-cean from you

You're just doing laps in seaworld
Well I've seen the world; it was fuckin' blue
Here's my orca-stration of your devastation
Let me proceed to narwail on you

Under the sea
Under the sea
Hip-hop-a-potmas
Got nothing on us
Take it from me
Go back to your benthic zone
Vent to your hydrothermal home-bros
While I get kraken
On sending y'all packing
Under the sea

Does this schooling make you feel Yangtzy?
Or are you blind to the turning tide?
Your prose lacks a certain porpoise
You're beached as, bro, it can't be denied
My raps took a pelagic out of
The big man Wailord, king of the slam
Yours took a leaf from some dragalge
Grab that dragline, bail while you can!

Under the sea
Under the sea
If you wanted pacific
Should have asked specific
To not rap with me
Stickin' out like dorsal fins
See the hot water you're all in?
Things gon' get steamy
But, uh, not like, wet-dreamy
Under the sea

Bring HM08
Get into this dive
Subsonic singing
Is how we jive
Do flips'n shit
Bring fish on a dish
I'll season it with your tears
Finangle a seat
Watch fools try vie with
This rap-acious squid
A rhyming leviath
Sure to get scuppered
Bed with no supper
Time to blowhole this joint

Under the sea
Under the sea
I'm shore this performance
Shell win you all forthwith
Or you're all dead to me
Now let's go shank a bitch
So long and thanks for all the fish
I reckon kieros
that bug-hating weirdo
Under the sea
Got four more couplets
Got meta, well fuck it
Under the sea
My thanks to the plankton
They got me to shanktown
Let's get to stabbing
in the name of land-grabbing
This has been dolphun
Thank fuck, now I'm done
Under the seaaaaaaaaaaa

Shankvote: Makeroftheshanks

I LIKE IT ROUGH

special thanks to Dalm for helping me around technological restrictions and getting this successfully uploaded. Mwah

ALRIGHT BITCHES

<SEA RAP>

D:
i haf never ben so rekt
shank:gnauga's dope flow spitter pride

[ovation intensifies]

Seriously though, I want to see if you guys follow this:

American captialism is based on the practices of the puritans.

Puritans revere the Judeau-Christian God.

If the Judeau-Christian God is real, and the New Testament is true, then the events of the New Testament took place because the Judeau-Christian God intervened in the world.

The Judeau-Christian God is responsible for this possible universe.

The Judeau-Christian God has been proposed by some theologians to transcend the linear progression of time, existing at all possible times and places simultaneously.

Therefore: if we kill the Judeau-Christian God of the present successfully, we kill him in all possible times and places also, and we rewrite history so that American Capitalism never happens.

Among a bunch of other things but who cares about those.

This plan is foolproof.

Yawn. That's too much thinking, Stiq.

BIGRO AS AN OMNIPRESENT GODDESS I DO ADMIT THAT THERE IS SOME LEVEL OF TRASH WITHIN MY ESSENCE BUT ONLY THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF TRASH THE 'TRASH-NESS' OF TRASH ALONGSIDE THE 'EVERYTHING-NESS' OF EVERYTHING IF YOU EVER READ PLATO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

THE POINT IS

SHANK: BIGRO

Yawn. That's too much thinking, Stiq.

Okay let me make this simple for you:

If we shank god, we create awesome time paradoxes

isn't that its own reward, really?

But will we get immortality or martinis?

Or better yet. A really nice whale?

But will we get immortality or martinis?

Or better yet. A really nice whale?

my guess is we'll either get a glorious communist revolution or we get annihalated at the quantum level

so whales

Shankvote: Makeroftheshanks

I LIKE IT ROUGH

ooh bby

groupshank: gemu no meka

look, stiq
I don't think we have access to the judeo christian god in this particular scenario, no matter how many knives we may or may not be openly displaying
however, we DO have access to the owner of the resort
shank the owner
gain their riches and assorted worldly belongings
kick back and shank in style for as long as we live

No, people

I made the best rap and I want to shank Kieros

We're shanking Kieros

look, stiq
I don't think we have access to the judeo christian god in this particular scenario, no matter how many knives we may or may not be openly displaying
however, we DO have access to the owner of the resort
shank the owner
gain their riches and assorted worldly belongings
kick back and shank in style for as long as we live

the acquisition of wealth through violence is immoral, I'll have you know.

I'm annihalating creation for my principles, damnit.

No, people

I made the best rap and I want to shank Kieros

We're shanking Kieros

I CONCUR. ALL BUG-HATERS MUST REPORT TO THE BAR FOR PUNCTURES IMMEDIATELY.

Bwahahaha everyone's ignoring you this is hilarious Vote: Chirality

[ovation intensifies]

Seriously though, I want to see if you guys follow this:

American captialism is based on the practices of the puritans.

Puritans revere the Judeau-Christian God.

If the Judeau-Christian God is real, and the New Testament is true, then the events of the New Testament took place because the Judeau-Christian God intervened in the world.

The Judeau-Christian God is responsible for this possible universe.

The Judeau-Christian God has been proposed by some theologians to transcend the linear progression of time, existing at all possible times and places simultaneously.

Therefore: if we kill the Judeau-Christian God of the present successfully, we kill him in all possible times and places also, and we rewrite history so that American Capitalism never happens.

Among a bunch of other things but who cares about those.

This plan is foolproof.

stiq why are you a banana

AS AN OMNIPRESENT GODDESS

Aha. God reveals herself.
[b]Shank: MalkyTop[b] as per Stiqqery's logic.

Shank: MalkyTop, I mean

Okay, I have no idea what's going on, but I pretty much expected that.

Things actually relevant to me:
-Pharms is claiming whale-rivalry (challenge accepted).
-Somebody declared me a lobbyist for Malky even though I haven't said anything in pages.

Based on these facts, the most sensible course of action is to Shank: Kieros, and no I'm not putting that accent on the name because I'm lazy.

um
reshank: Sruix harder
yes