MURDERFIA: REDUX: (VERY END)

ITS JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY JULY

Vote Soundly Paranoid FOR EVERYTHING because its JULY

i need to stop the bourbons

Machines? Medicine? You cowards act like you want to live forever!

Listen to these truth words: Living forever is for hippies! Hippies like vote: Epamynondas.

Alternate universes? Who needs an alternate universe when we've got a real live one right here?! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go wrestle some [REDACTED]

GeneX is now Mirdini!

6 Famous Things From History That Didn't Actually Exist
Epamynondas (6) - Mister Visceral, Coldblooded, Palamedes, Agentblue, Crowstone, Mirdini
Mr. Arsenic Nog (1) - Cici
myw (1) - ProfessorLizzard
Agentblue (1) - Epamynondas
Airey (1) - Paranoia
Paranoia (1) - Airey

Abstaining: Akumu, Anomaly, SupahKiven, Chwoka, Dragon Fogel, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Plaid, TehPilot, Whoosh, Jacqularis


The 6 Most Horrifying Lies The Food Industry Is Feeding You

ICan'tGiveCredit (1) - Mister Visceral
TehPilot (3) - Palamedes, ProfessorLizzard, Coldblooded
Anomaly (2) - Solquerel, Agentblue

Abstaining: Airey, Akumu, Anomaly, SupahKiven, Chwoka, Crowstone, Epamynondas, Paranoia, Mirdini, Dragon Fogel, Cici, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Plaid, TehPilot, Whoosh

6 Classic Kids Shows Secretly Set In Nightmarish Universes

Yea (1): Epamynondas
Nay (3): Agentblue, Crowstone, Coldblooded

5 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Healthcare

The potato can not be moved off its pedestal! Considering what the previous ones have done, I'm amazed Crowstone actually wants to risk going near it.

The console ignores Coldblooded's antics, but a message pops up as the SCANNED light flicks on:

Code:

SCAN COMPLETED

FOOD CONTENTS: CHOCOLATE
CONTAMINATION LEVEL: 40% (FDA RANK: ACCEPTABLE)

DISPENSE FOOD Y/N?

Also, the HOST NOT FOUND light turns off again.

SpoilerShow

Yeah, sorry, I have stuff to do until the 9th of January and I really didn't want to just add another inactive slot. It's not you, it's me, is what I'm saying. You're a beautiful game and I love you, but I don't have time :(.

SpoilerShow

What a traitor. Can I replace in again

hahaha

ahaha

AHAHAHA

Potato: TehPilot

ha.

I'm just going to hit the Y key with a hammer.

...Whoops. Forgot not to edit; I was rephrasing my command to be more clear.

Vote: Epamynondas. I don't really know why we're voting for them but let's get the blood flowing in the streets already!

Well, shit.

o____o

I

mirdiniiiiiiii

I think I'll also vote no to the alternate universe.

Then Potato: Mirdini.

Because why not.

Vote: Anomaly

Potato: ProfessorLizzard

Yesssss.

The 6 Most Insane Legal Technicalities To Ever Screw Someone

Epamynondas (6) - Mister Visceral, Coldblooded, Palamedes, Agentblue, Crowstone, Mirdini, Chwoka
Mr. Arsenic Nog (1) - Cici
myw (1) - ProfessorLizzard
Agentblue (1) - Epamynondas
Airey (1) - Paranoia
Paranoia (1) - Airey
Anomaly (1) - Mr. Arsenic Nog

Abstaining: Akumu, Anomaly, SupahKiven, Chwoka, Dragon Fogel, myw, Plaid, TehPilot, Whoosh, Jacqularis


The 6 Most Terrifying Foods In The World

ICan'tGiveCredit (1) - Mister Visceral
TehPilot (4) - Palamedes, ProfessorLizzard, Coldblooded, TehPilot
Anomaly (2) - Solquerel, Agentblue
Mirdini (1) - Cici
ProfessorLizzard (1) - Mr. Arsenic Nog

Abstaining: Airey, Akumu, Anomaly, SupahKiven, Chwoka, Crowstone, Epamynondas, Paranoia, Mirdini, Dragon Fogel, myw, Plaid, Whoosh

5 Mind-Blowing Academic Theories As Taught By Classic Movies

Yea (1): Epamynondas
Nay (4): Agentblue, Crowstone, Coldblooded, Cici


The 7 Most Pointlessly Horrifying Plastic Surgery Procedures

Cici hits the Y key. The console makes a glunk noise from somewhere near its base, and you hear a bit of rattling in one of the tubes/wires/pipes snaking over to the CHAMBER.
The STOCK and SCANNED lights turn off. The CLEAR light switches back on. The screen idles in some kind of console mode for a bit, before switching automatically back to one of the CAMERA INPUTS. Someone has put what appears to be torn-up paper in front of the screen, so it reads "Dangerous Germ Among Us".



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With 23 alive, it takes 12 to lynch and 7 to soft-lynch. Deadline is still quite a ways away because of my travel arrangements.

Oh, well, thanks, we kinda already knew that.

Useless machine...

Anyway, I check the CHAMBER.

And i Set the paper on fire

search for machine's power source

I hit a couple of buttons on the machine

Because what could go wrong right? I mean it's not like I have to worry about myself anymore right?

guys the machine is ruby quest :u

I say let Naygones be Naygons NAY I am too scared I confess

off to china, feel free to vote me off the island if you get bored/lack idlers to kill

DONT YOU DIE ON ME, VOTE EVERYONE FOR EVERYTHING

should get peoples attention

NEW YEARS IS HAPPENING

Happy remainder of 2013 everybody!