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Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS)
12-20-2013, 04:04 AM
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The Impulsive was excited.
"I know! I'll run a battle!" he said. So he did.
Welcome to Grand Tweet 4. All posts are under 140 characters. For the bio this limit only holds for each section.
Name: Character's name.
Race: What they are.
Gender: Male, Female, Both, None, Other
Color: Pick a color, not #123456
Description: What are they like?
Biography: What happened before the battle?
Weapons/Abilities: What can they do?
Battle starts really soon?
Characters:
PhantOS - #0E4A92 - soundlyParanoid - DEAD
Deepstone - #999999
Makomaw - Slateblue - Schazer - DEAD
S.K.Y.F.I.R.E. mk III - Black on #DFDF99 - Garuru - DEAD
Fitzgerald and the Yucketeers - #654321 - Loather - DEAD
Otto Motive - #37D9E8 - Chwoka - DEAD
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12-20-2013, 04:10 AM
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Name: PhantOS
Race: AI
Gender: Gender is an irrelevant concept beep boop
Color: Cyber Blue
Description: A month old bit of data with limited control over electronics and an insatiably curiosity about the outside world and those weird funny things they can't interact with directly.
Biography: THEY WERE CREATED IN A LAB BY A MAD COMPUTER SCIENTIST WITH BIG SCARY GORILLA ARMS
Weapons/Abilities: Limited control over electronic appliances and less limited control over robotic bodies.
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Location: Disembowelled in a Ditch
12-20-2013, 04:11 AM
Name: Deepstone
Race: Earth Elemental
Gender: None
Color: Rocky Grey (999999)
Description: Deepstone likes things slow and orderly. Hard and steady. Full of metal.
Biography: He spent most of his time underground before some squishy things dug him up and tried to crack him open.
Weapons/Abilities: Move through stone, metal, soil; know lots re: plants, minerals; pound things to pulp.
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Pronouns: they/them/whatever
Location: Coast.
12-20-2013, 04:12 AM
Name: Makomaw
Race: Excellent landshark, terrible rapper
Gender: Dude
Color: [slateblue
Description: 3m of shark. Swims through soil. Jumps through air.
Bio: Got fired from mad scientist's deadly sand arena for being too friendly. Decided to try being a rapper instead. Enjoys limited success.
Weapons/Abilities: Beatboxing, lots of teeth, rough skin, big, marine wordplay
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12-20-2013, 04:14 AM
Username: Garuru
Name: S.K.Y.F.I.R.E. mk III (Skyfire is fine)
Race: Flying Fortress
Gender: None
Color: black on DFDF99
Description: A majestic pinnacle of modernized steamworks, but smaller (3 feet tall, tops). Vaguely cone-shaped; very symbolic of prosperity.
Abilities: Deploys many weaponized vehicles. Chock-full of mass destruction weaponry, and loyal crewmen. May or may not have a self-destruct button.
Biography: A race of tiny orange panda-people builds huge (to them) flying fortress to declare war on neighboring blue panda-people.
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Pronouns: she or they
Location: the astro plain
12-20-2013, 04:36 AM
Name: Fitzgerald and the Yucketeers
Race: Great Dane + Boy Band
Gender: Mystery Dog + Males
Color: Reverse Rebellion Brown
Description: Buncha handsome leather jacket wearing punks w a singing dog
Biography: First popular boy band w a singing dog. Buncha punks, dog only in it for the money
Weapons/Abilities: Dog can sing, band dances. Dog has unusual powers: can survive chocolate & drive cars. Rest of band mostly useless
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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12-20-2013, 05:07 AM
Name: Otto Motive
Race: 1994 Ford Escort
Gender: Manual
Color: Teal
Description: NO BRAKES !! BODY AND INTERIOR IN GOOD SHAPE .. (although it needs a headliner). FAIRLY NEW TIRES. ODOMETOR 60000 OBO. COMES WITH FAMILY
Biography: regular OIL CHANGES. MINOR (VERY SMALL) FENDER BENDER, (cosmetic damage ONLY); GYPSY CURSE CAN'T STOP. TO GOOD TOO BE TRUE. THANKS STEVE
Weapons/Abilities: GOOD NEWS CAR INVINCIBLE BAD NEWS DEMOLISHES ALL THAT THREATEN TO HALT ITS APPROACH ADDICTED TO COCAINE HAS ME AND FAMILY LOCKED IN SEND HEL
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12-20-2013, 05:10 AM
OKAY WE START NOW
"Hi, I'm the Impulsive and you're all going to kill each other. On my favorite TV show, Wheel of Death!"
ONE HOUR AND SOMEONE DIES
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12-20-2013, 05:11 AM
OTTO HAS 4 WHEELS + STEERING WHEEL, 5X SUCCESS RATE OBO
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12-20-2013, 05:12 AM
"Woah shit!" Exclaims Makomaw, flopping helplessly on the carpet. "I can't swim through this shit, no siree!"
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12-20-2013, 05:13 AM
on tv show about killing? wheel of death. #beep #boop #whatisawheel
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:15 AM
CLIC CLIC CLIC CLACK
"You have won a miniature Boeing 747, equipped with deadly lasers!"
"Lieutenant Glasgow, it's all yours."
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12-20-2013, 05:15 AM
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aethlred pasd nude on bthrm floor.. paprazzi got pix. fitzgerald tring to calm gas sttn attnt w luv song. not finest moment 4 th yucketeers
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:16 AM
OTTO DOING DONUTS AROUND MAKOMAW !!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r$$ ONE MORE CIRCLE ONE MORE SUCCESS RATe $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ BAM $$$$$$$$$$$
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:16 AM
tried talking to the 'wheel', it didn't talk back. this makes me sad :-(
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:18 AM
"WHAT IS ALL THIS? TOO LOUD, TOO BRIGHT."
Deepstone roared, began to smash wheel.
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:19 AM
"My god, this thing is hard to fly!"
Laser singes hole in wall, bathroom very visible.
"But it sure does pack a punch!"
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:19 AM
"Oi, carsholes! Stop looking freaked and lend a shark a hand!" Makomaw borrows their hands anyway and bites round a tyre. A whole tyre
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:20 AM
WHEEL OFF DEATH NOT DEAD YET??????? OTTO FIXES THAT FISHTAILS INTO IT. SHARD EVERYWRE. I <3 OTOO
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:21 AM
Makomaw unbites, fishfaces into Deepmaw's chest. "Oh hey man sorry mind if I crash here for a bit?"
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:21 AM
IRONIC.FISHTAILING WITH SHARK ON WHEEL
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:21 AM
weird thing attempting to smash new friend the 'wheel'. also short search reveals wheels to be spinny thingies. going to spin my spiny friend and see what happens #beepboop
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:22 AM
The screaming metal thing moves too fast, too chaotically. It must be stop. Deepstone tries to grab Otto.
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:23 AM
Makomaw helps the walking land, grabs OTTO by the hood ornament. Rude!
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 05:23 AM
OTTO THRU WALL INTO BATHROOM (apparently boy!!!!) DOING COCAINE OF URINAL
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