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Re: Let's go vampire hunting
07-20-2011, 12:19 PM
Say you're from the blood bank and ask if she's willing to make a... "donation". That will totally convince her you're a vampire.
Is observing my own pattern of behavior of observing my own patterns of behavior a mental fractal or just navel gazing? Please advise.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-15-2012, 10:13 AM
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(07-16-2011, 12:55 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »> Stare at her boobs.
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AUGH CAN'T STOP STARING
(07-16-2011, 02:04 AM)MrGuy Wrote: »Dragon Fogel + Ixcaliber Wrote:> Be sure to point out how intimidated you aren't by her boobs, in a really dodgy Transylvanian accent.
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'Hyello, i'am boobdering if i can be enterink your lovely home since i am cleearly not intimitated by your cleava- i meen rack, i mean i mean breasts i uh oh crap...'
'Uhh...'
(07-20-2011, 12:19 PM)Niall Wrote: »Say you're from the blood bank and ask if she's willing to make a... "donation". That will totally convince her you're a vampire.
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'I am vonderink if I can be enterink your lovely home...
beecause i am from the blood bank and i would like to have a small donation.'
'Tee hee! i haven't heard that one in years, you must be new 'round these parts, right? I urge you come in so we can have a proper meeting, sir'
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HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED BUT CAN'T STOP STARING AUGH
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'Is there something in particular you'd like to drink, sir?'
OH CRAP SHE'S BEING NICE WHAT DO YOU DO AAAAAAAAAAAAH
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-15-2012, 10:22 AM
You're a vampire. You drink blood. To ask for anything else would break your cover.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-15-2012, 10:40 AM
(02-15-2012, 10:22 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »You're a vampire. You drink blood. To ask for anything else would break your cover.
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'Any type of blood in particular?...'
Literally. Any. Type.'
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-15-2012, 11:23 AM
>O negative: Universal donor. Everybody likes a bit of O negative.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-15-2012, 12:44 PM
>Unicorn blood of course! You vere vonderink how I stay so youthful and handsome?
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-15-2012, 02:54 PM
(02-15-2012, 12:44 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »>Unicorn blood of course! You vere vonderink how I stay so youthful and handsome?
Because you're a vampire? :P
>Take them all and mix them. You like the little clots.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-15-2012, 05:26 PM
A positive. Shaken, not stirred.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-15-2012, 08:20 PM
>Vampire in the portrait: Take out your gun and shoot the hunter.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-16-2012, 02:20 PM
Keep up the class act and ask if she has anything vegan.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-16-2012, 02:21 PM
Diet.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-17-2012, 04:42 AM
(02-15-2012, 02:54 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: » (02-15-2012, 12:44 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »>Unicorn blood of course! You vere vonderink how I stay so youthful and handsome? Because you're a vampire? :P
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'Unicorn blood of course! You vere vonderink how I stay so youthful and handsome?'
'Do ho ho!, you're quite the charismatic rogue, i'll be right back'
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Heh, unicorn blood.
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Hmm?
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'AUUUUUUUUUGH'
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-17-2012, 04:51 AM
Try the blood bank story again, this particular guy doesn't seem too bright.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-17-2012, 04:56 AM
"Hey, she invited me in. You got a problem with it, take it up with her."
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-17-2012, 05:26 PM
Admit to being a vampire hunter in the most sarcastic tone of voice possible.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-18-2012, 08:00 PM
> Tell him you're just her latest hapless victim
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-18-2012, 08:02 PM
I am your girl, you don't recognize me? :(
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I thought it would be funny.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-18-2012, 09:50 PM
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Special Agent, First Class, from the Environmental Protection Agency: Bat Studies Division.
(You should have a copy of that in your backpack.)
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-20-2012, 10:40 AM
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(02-18-2012, 08:02 PM)g0m Wrote: »I am your girl, you don't recognize me? :(
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(02-18-2012, 09:50 PM)thriggle Wrote: »Special Agent, First Class, from the Environmental Protection Agency: Bat Studies Division.
(You should have a copy of that in your backpack.)
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'Yes, sir... I am Class Special First Agent, from the Protectionental Environmention: Bat Studies Division...'
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I SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR SOUL, FOOLISH HUMAN!'
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'Honey? What's going on?!'
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-20-2012, 11:03 AM
"I'm- OH DAMNIT THE LITTLE SHIT JUST STABBED ME IN THE EYE"
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-20-2012, 12:09 PM
Vampire dude> Be dodgy about losing your vampire job and having to come home early.
I thought it would be funny.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-20-2012, 01:20 PM
>Bite his hand!
Wait, maybe inhale first
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-20-2012, 02:57 PM
>Give him a big wet sloppy kiss on the cheek.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-20-2012, 04:48 PM
Use your garlic breath to attack him! It all comes together
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-20-2012, 11:40 PM
Struggle!
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