[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

FACT: I knew that was a terrible idea.

Man Mirdini that was weak.

Here I was all impressed and you just take my vote (I guess I wasn't really going to do anything with it).

People should still lynch the beast as far as I'm concerned, him or one of them dirty non-talkers.

that certainly did not deserve my wonderful image of a duck turning a key

at least I kept one person from making the FOOLISH MOVE of trying to lynch Acionyx

that just can't go well

Event!

bigro attempts a highly dangerous jester voting muscle transplant.

He somehow manages to transplant THE BEAST'S voting muscle into the duck.

THE BEAST has lost its vote to the duck.

I approve of this medical procedure

Mr. Duck, would you care to share your scumreads with the rest of the class, so that we might exploit said information for the purposes of determining your allegiance and of the allegiances of those around you?

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Hi I'm back from my staple planet and stuff who wants staples. Also we can't lynch the beast because I saw the future on my TV and the beast was arrested instead. And everyone knows that everything on the TV is true because duh.

FACT: Kiven speaks lies.

Opinion: You're wrong

FACT: He's probably right.

Uh... uh... left?

vote: The duck

we can't trust that abomination anymore

If we lynched the lynch, would that open up an interdimensional rift and summon another, more evil monster that takes everyone's souls in the process of its birth or would we just all lose our votes.

The Forbidden Votals

Coldblooded - 1 (bigro)

With 9 able to vote, it takes 5 to lynch. Deadline is Wednesday, July 31 at 8 PM Mountain Time.

I ressurect Kieros from the grave

No, you should revive the house so we can have parties with flashing lights and punch and a sign that says 'no mimes allowed'.

Event!

yd12k waves his arms around over Kieros' grave and spouts various mystical-sounding syllables.

Nothing happens.

Okay cool, I was really worried there for a minute. Didn't anybody ever warn you about the dangers of necromancy, yd12k?

No, you should revive the house so we can have parties with flashing lights and punch and a sign that says 'no mimes allowed'.

Well that isn't at all ominous.

I ask god to resurrect kieros really nicely

Events!

yd12k asks God to resurrect Kieros. However, as jesters have no God, his prayers go unanswered.

bigro attempts to rebuild Garuru with a mighty working class jester army lead by the duck. Unfortunately, the working class jester army promptly goes on strike to demand lower wages and less safe working conditions, leaving the duck to quack ineffectively.

In retaliation, the duck votes for bigro.

I build a newer, better malkybot.

Attempt to unmask monster from hell

Events!

soundlyParanoid builds a newer, better MalkyBot as SupahKiven starts trying to pull off the beast's face.

Unfortunately, the beast gets angry and howls at SupahKiven with intense force. SupahKiven is flung backwards and gets knocked into the under-construction MalkyBot, causing it to fall apart.