RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 02:25 AM
Are they empty? No point in rolling around in empty syringes.
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[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!
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RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 02:30 AM
I WILL BECOME LIKE A REVERSE PORCUPINE NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO TOUCH ME BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M COVERED IN SPINES IT'S BECAUSE I'M BEING STABBED BY A MILLION SYRINGES IT'S A SYRINGE BARRIER.
YOU THINK YOU CAN GET ME?! NOBODY CAN GET ME I AM AN UNTOUCHABLE BEING. YOU PEOPLE COULDN'T EVEN FILL OUT A C-730 FORM OUT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED. EXPEL CRUMPLED FORMS FORCIBLY AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 02:36 AM
Maybe she's just
real tiny Like, when she says in the syringes, she means it
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 03:13 AM
I DID NOT SAY I WAS INSIDE THE SYRINGES I SAID I WAS ROLLING IN THEM THE PREPOSITIONS MAKE A DIFFERENCE ALSO PLURALS I DID NOT SAY I WAS ROLLING IN A SYRINGE I WAS ROLLING IN SYRINGES LITERALLY ROLLING IN THEM LIKE A BED OF MAYFLOWERS EXCEPT THEY HAVE SHARP POINTY ENDS ROLLING IN SYRINGES LIKE ROLLING IN HAY I AM NOW COVERED IN SYRINGES.
REPEL RECENT ATTACKS ON MY PERSON WITH SYRINGE ARMOR ALSO START FROTHING BACTERIAL SOAP AT THE MOUTH NOBODY'S GOING IN THE CORNER THIS IS A SEVERE BREACH OF PROTOCOL.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 03:13 AM
(06-01-2013, 01:08 AM)Purple Walrus Wrote: »Hell Yeah It's HORD TIME! totally read that as babies, not rabies, and i was like hell yes then i was disappointed. :( vote: Purple Walrus ![[Image: 6xGo4ab.png]](https://i.imgur.com/6xGo4ab.png) ![[Image: sig.gif]](https://backloggery.com/garuru/sig.gif)
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 03:41 AM
If we outnumber the uninfected guys doesn't it swap round so that they're sick and we're healthy
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 03:45 AM
I think that's how it works.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 03:55 AM
Hey Look, There's A Change In The Votals
Not A Real Vote - cyber95 Granolaman - 3 (NTA, bigro, jacquerel) jacquerel - 1 (TehPilot) Kieros - 3 (MalkyTop, Mirdini, fridgidScholar) Palamedes - 1 (Palamedes) Purple Walrus - 1 (Garuru) Garuru - 1 (SupahKiven) Surixian - 1 (Kíeros) The Most Sensible Option - 3 (Granolaman, ICan'tGiveCredit, yd12k) A Vote For Tea Is A Vote For Nothing - 1 (Epamynondas) With 18 alive, because I am not actually a player, it takes 10 to lynch.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 04:36 AM
WHAT IS MEANT BY CLEANSING FIRE
YOU PIG-UNGUENTS CONTINUE TO ASTOUND ME WITH HOW MUCH YOU SAY DUMB THINGS.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 05:44 AM
I actually forgot that we were playing mafia and that I could vote for people
Vote: Fogel
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 07:49 AM
Hey guys who do you like more, DF or btp?
As in, which of them should we kill next.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 11:06 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-01-2013, 11:07 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
I set myself on fire.
HAH! Let's see you Virus-Jesters do any damage now 
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 11:10 AM
(06-01-2013, 07:49 AM)Epamynondas Wrote: »grrr-woof-grrrrr ruff-arf arf-aru-ruff-ruff ruff-aroooo-arf-woof aru-arf arf aru-ruff-woof-aru aroooo arf-arf-aru-grrrr-ruff-arfaroooooo-arf-woof-woof grrrrrr ruff-aroooooo-arooooo-arf
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 03:42 PM
I bathe in bleach
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 04:18 PM
MORE BETTER VOTALS
THIS WAS A GOOD CHOICE - 2 (cyber95, jacquerel) Granolaman - 3 (NTA, bigro, jacquerel) ICan'tGiveCredit - 1 (TehPilot) Kieros - 3 (MalkyTop, Mirdini, fridgidScholar) Palamedes - 1 (Palamedes) PurpleWalrus - 1 (Garuru) Garuru - 1 (SupahKiven) Surixian - 1 (Kíeros) YOU'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE - 4 (DF, Granolaman, ICan'tGiveCredit, yd12k) A WHISPER IN THE WIND - 1 (Epamynondas) Duck and cover everyone because The HOARD APPROACHES! NotTheAuthor conscripts Palemedes into a piggy-back ride! Palamedes goes along with it! Their faces get intimately close. PALAMEDES has contracted THE VIRUS! oh crap! Guys you have to do something! Where is a hero when we need one??? PurpleWalrus gnaws on MalkyTop's arm! TehPilot covers MalkyTop in bile! cyber95's particulates fill the air! MalkyTop! No! You have to stop these madjesters! MalkyTop spews soap in their eyes! PurpleWalrus is blinded! But PW persists! TehPilot is blinded! But TP persists! cyber95's is blinded! cyber95 runs away sobbing! MalkyTop swan-dives into a pile of needles! MalkyTop is poked! PurpleWalrus is poked! But PW persists! TehPilot is poked! TehPilot backs off! OH GOSH THEY KEEP COMING! WILL NO ONE HELP HER? bigro slap-burns the needles right off! MalkyTop spews bacterial soap everywhere! Too bad this is a VIRUS! PurpleWalrus holds tight! MalkyTop has contracted THE VIRUS! ICan'tGiveCredit sets himself on fire! skin stat -1 yd12k bathes himself in bleach! skin stat -1 Surixian wraps himself in plastic! Asphyxiation meter: ||------
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 04:26 PM
Oh gosh guys this is terrible!
WHY DRAGON FOGEL DID YOU START THIS MADNESS!?! Oh no no, they're closing in... Wait! The VACCINE! VACCINE PROGRESS: 4/4 THE VACCINE IS COMPLETE! VACCINE REMAINING: 5/5 GIVE THAT TO ME! BTP takes the VACCINE! BTP takes the VACCINE! BTP takes the VACCINE! BTP takes the VACCINE! BTP takes the VACCINE! no time no time no time! BTP IS IMMUNE TO THE VIRUS VACCINE REMAINING: 0/5 *huff* *huff* *huff* that was close that was too close i can still lead now i am still the mod okay. DON'T WORRY GUYS I AM STILL OKAY! VACCINE PROGRESS: 0/4
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 04:28 PM
I take some vaccine and smoke it.
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 04:29 PM
AWW CRAP BTP WHAT THE HELL?
I CHOP OFF ONE OF BTP'S ARMS AND CONSUME IT FOR ITS VIRUS-IMMUNE PROPERTIES
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 04:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-01-2013, 04:30 PM by Gatr.)
I wait for ICan'tGiveCredit to finish eating btp, then I eat him.
(broken tag, not like anyone cares if i edit)
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 04:35 PM
Iset the bleach on fire and meditate until I gain it's powers
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 04:35 PM
WELL SHIT.
HANG ON I GOTTA PURGE THE REST OF THIS BACTERIAL SOAP OUT. WHY DID I DRINK SO MUCH
RE: The Return of Jester Mafia - Day 1: This is treason!
06-01-2013, 04:36 PM
I've got an idea. Virus zombie brothers, lend me your virus! We will mutate it again. And we will... I dunno. Eat the vaccine so that the virus becomes vaccine proof. It's the only way.
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