Last Day

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Last Day
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Redux Wrote:>Mustached Guy: Be in cahoots with Sippy Guy.
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You are...THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT.

MANFREDDIE!
LENNY "SIPPY GUY" DEWITT
AND LARTO--OW fuck dammit oowwww


Pick Yer Poison Wrote:Magnum Mercury/Freddy P.I.: Go fight crime.

NO WAIT CRIME IS TOO WIMPY FOR YOU

GO BEAT UP A SUPERVILLAIN UNTIL HE CRIES FOR MOMMY
Saint Game Wrote:(oh god the start menu says "siiiiiip")
Mr. Mustache: Your ensemble is complete. Go fight crime and low wages as SANTA MAN.
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Merry.

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FUCKING

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CHRISTMAS
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Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

This update. This update. What is air?

>Jennifer: Praise their wonderful ensemble (but secretly glare at Lenny)
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

> Jenny: Oh. My. GOSH. It's Manfreddiiiiiiiiiiie!

> Lenny: Fall over onto Jenny.
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Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

>Jennifer: Wonder what in blazes just happened.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Fabricati.

Jennifer: ... Get back to your desk, it is clear your entire marketing department is INCREDIBLY SILLY.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

Manfreddie: IS THAT THE SANTA SIGNAL YOU SEE? QUICKLY, THROUGH THE WINDOW!
Jennifer: vow to make this the BEST PLACE TO WORK EVER. you know, in case anyone tries to SHUT DOWN THE COMPANY.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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distainfulCatalyst Wrote:>Jennifer: Wonder what in blazes just happened.
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That is a very good question.

Not as good of a question as "what the fuck", though.

Pick Yer Poison Wrote:> Lenny: Fall over onto Jenny.
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Nope, he just flipped over under you. You ask if the guy who fell over is okay, he looks like he broke his jaw.

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Who, Larto? Nah, he's fine. He says that every time they do this dramatic thing where they slide in view on their chairs and introduce themselves, Lenny over here has to be a dick and flip Larto's chair and he goes flying. Every time. You wish he would stop, but he just sips his damn cup and never says anything. It pisses you off, nor does Larto deserve it, but whatever.

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Oh, it looks like he's comin' too.

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"...Oh! Ahehe, I see London, I see France, I see your--"

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"GRK--!"

Alright, Larto deserved that, he says. He's a good guy, though, so leave him alone.

Pick Yer Poison Wrote:> Jenny: Oh. My. GOSH. It's Manfreddiiiiiiiiiiie
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You have no idea who this man is, so you don't know why you would squeal like a little girl over him. You did have a crush on Freddie Mercury as a little girl, though.

And you do admit he's handsome. Although you...probably won't ask him out or anything, you ask him if he's single.

He says yes, but...

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...Oh.

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He says, although, Lenny over here is single.

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Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

>Oh hey would you look at the time.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

>Lenny: Accidentally have your eyebrows fly off
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

> Inform Sippy Guy that you'll unfortunately never be single enough to go out with him or even spare him a second glance. You're real sorry.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Kino.

> WELP, TIME TO GO

>Lenny: Roll after her on your office chair.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.

>Welp, time to punch Lenny in the face.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Armok.

> SLAP!
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

Lenny's eyebrows: float away.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by BigBurkhart.

Yeahhhh... Not if you were the last man on Earth.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

>Jennifer: Try to set Lenny on fire with your brain.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

Redux Wrote:>Lenny: Accidentally have your eyebrows fly off
Saint Game Wrote:Lenny's eyebrows: float away.
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Kino Wrote:> WELP, TIME TO GO
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OKAY WELL LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HIT THE LIMIT ON YOUR WEIRD-SHIT-I-SAW-TODAY-O-METER. If it goes any higher you'll go cross-eyed forever.

You're just gonna leave.

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...Yeah.

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Wait, Manfreddie tells you. He asks you if you're new here. You say yes.

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I know who you are.

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I can't explain. I have never met you before. I only know of you.

If you stay here, you will get hurt.

Do not stay here. You must leave while you still can.

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...Oh, sorry, sometimes when I grab people and stare at them my shirt just sort of comes off. The doctor says it's normal. I take medication for it. Do not be alarmed.
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Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Fabricati.

...
> Um. No, seriously. "Um".
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

Obligatory nipple/chest hair joke goooooooo!
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

> Where did it go?
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Ouroboros.

> Go permanantly crosseyed, retrieve sunglasses from purse.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.

>If you're going to listen to anyone in your life, listen to Manfreddie.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

> Get hurt. He's gripping you too hard!
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Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

Godbot Wrote:> Where did it go?
On Lenny's face.
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.

Ceiling ghost: Sport a pair of eyebrows and dress shirt.