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11-30-2011, 12:33 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
The Idea Master Wrote:>Options ![[Image: 163.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/163.png)
You enter the Options menu. You can change the Brightness, Sound, and Fancy Hats settings here.
KilroyWasHere Wrote:>Options
>Turn up brightness ALL THE WAY ![[Image: 164.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/164.png)
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You turn up the brightness ALL THE WAY.
All it does is just make the lights a little brighter. Hardly even notice it.
Redux Wrote:>Options
>>Turn off sound for maximum stealth Saint Game Wrote:>options
>enable fancy hat mode ![[Image: 166.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/166.png)
You turn it back down and turn the sound all the way down for MAXIMUM STEALTH.
Actually, that's a bad idea, you need to hear whenever the BOSS is coming. He makes BIG STEPS.
You know, like an asshole.
You also enable Fancy Hats mode. (It is always enabled.)
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However, the only fancy hat is the BOSS'S! And my, what a fancy hat it is. Just LOOK AT IT. It is the fanciest of hats. If there was a fancy hat parade, he would win, even though it must've cost a lot of dough.
Pick Yer Poison Wrote:Start! ![[Image: 168.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/168.png)
The game begins! You must make your way behind the BOSS. You are the blue dot on the radar and he is the red dot, and the yellow cone is his line of vision. He cannot see anywhere outside that line of vision for reasons unknown. Stupid game physics and all, you know.
You don't know when he's going to turn around, so you have to be quiet. And STEALTHY. QUITE STEALTHY, INDEED. YES.
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11-30-2011, 12:55 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by ChemIisan.
>Make a pogo stick shirt. Nerd ghost is nice (meh), but pogo stick is waaaay more fun to wear.
>Hide in a locker
>Hide in a different locker, sippy guy is in that one
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11-30-2011, 01:50 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.
>Throw something his way to keep him distracted. Of course, he won't go your direction to check the source. Obviously.
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11-30-2011, 01:50 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
>Throw something down the corridor to distract him!
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11-30-2011, 01:54 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.
>Reach the Marketing department. Face a treacherous gauntlet of discarded candy wrappers and dropped CD cases.
And on the shirt, it's neat, but it's really not something I'd ever be interested in buying.
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11-30-2011, 02:04 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
> Knock on the wall to lure him to you, then choke him until he is unconscious.
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11-30-2011, 02:53 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
Throw yourself across the hallway to distract him!
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11-30-2011, 10:30 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.
>Scan surroundings for something, like perhaps a cardboard box, to hide in/under/above/between.
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11-30-2011, 10:42 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
>Quick! Find somebody else to take the blame!
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11-30-2011, 10:54 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
> DRAMATIC ROLL ACROSS THE CORRIDOR
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SpoilerPssst! He's a floating head in most of those panels! His torso disappears after the first disc catch reaction image!
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11-30-2011, 10:55 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.
>Pause Menu!
>>Restart from last save point!
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12-01-2011, 12:58 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
Pick Yer Poison Wrote:> DRAMATIC ROLL ACROSS THE CORRIDOR ![[Image: 177.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/177.png)
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STEALTH RO--AHFUCKGODDAMMIT
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12-01-2011, 01:00 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.
>Quick! Pretend you're someone else! Like the sippy guy!
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12-01-2011, 01:22 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.
>Challenge the boss to a Beard-Off at sundown.
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12-01-2011, 01:34 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
> Toss a stun grenade and run!
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12-01-2011, 01:46 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.
>That blow to your head just now was totally your boss's fault. Throw a liability suit at him and run.
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12-01-2011, 02:43 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by ChemIisan.
>Sippy guy is in every locker. EVERY LOCKER.
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12-01-2011, 10:58 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN RIGHT
(You did quicksave before rolling, right? That's just standard procedure.)
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12-01-2011, 11:32 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dxpenguinman.
+1 reader
Insta-subscribe.
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12-01-2011, 03:30 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.
> Double around behind him
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12-02-2011, 02:19 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
Godbot Wrote:> Double around behind him
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SpoilerI apologize for hardly using any of the suggestions, they were difficult to work with.
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Actually, it looks like he turned back around to talk to someone. Or he'll just deal with you later.
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In any case, you run off before he catches you. Silently. Like a ninja. A scared ninja. With really loud shoes.
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You run off far enough away from him and encounter vending machines once again. You already bought something from these once, but you're feeling a little thirsty and could use a Snappy Cola.
Actually, Snappy Cola is the only thing they offer. You much prefer it's rival, Sweet Licks, but Snappy Cola will have to do.
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As per tradition, you feed the dollar a machine and smash the button. You don't expect any secrets behind this vending machine though.
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You grab a Snappy Cola and are about to open it before you realize something.
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Your inventory switched to a more appropriate inventory system and you grab the item you want.
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Your Shaq Snack.
You almost forgot you bought this.
Let's try something.
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...You create SNAPPY SHAQ.
...Mother of God. You're not sure what will happen if you drink this. It will probably taste like a thick, chocolatey, B-Ball mess. All you know is, you've had a Shaq Snack in the past, and never spoke of it again.
Now you have a concoction between a multi-millionaire soda drink, and the creation of one of the greatest B-Ball players of all time.
You're not sure what's going to happen.
But you're going to drink it.
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You are now the lady at the front desk.
Wait.
Where'd she go?
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SpoilerNo updates tomorrow! I apologize for the lack of updates, I've been drawing and other stuff. I've been working on Last Day any time I'm near my tablet, but I won't be tomorrow! GOOD NIGHT
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12-02-2011, 02:34 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.
She is snooping about. out for non-specific revenge, you see.
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12-02-2011, 02:59 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
>SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED
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12-02-2011, 05:01 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
Aw chill, she's just hitting on that hottie with the awesome abs again.
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