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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-18-2011, 09:59 PM
SpoilerShow And we are back!
Collection and distribution occurs, as does movement to the next room.
Okay so we have...
Three Armed Fudgesicle Mooks, a Vertically Gifted Fudgesicle, and Fat Fudge Franko.
Oh, and a chest!
Let's Rock the Rink.
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Schazer - Totes
Legit
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory:Battery Powered Hair Dryer | Hat
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Mirdini - James "Ice Cool" McTaggart -
Hitman
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory:Icicle Pick | Pistol
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Godbot - Gerardo "Gelato" Stracciatella -
Bodyguard
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: Rusty nail | Hammer
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DragonFogel -Marco Hustler - Used Guitar
Salesman
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: DA BOMB | FudgeMook_3 (90)
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Pick Yer Poison - "Sticks" McGee -
Professional Ladykiller
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: Toothpick Quarterstaff | Assult Rifle
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-18-2011, 10:02 PM
>Fudgemook 3 for me. I'll probably try to trade him out for the Vertically Gifted mook by the end of this battle.
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-18-2011, 10:12 PM
I'mma roll Assault Rifle this time, I think.
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-19-2011, 12:55 AM
Battery Powered Hairdryer awaaaaaay
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-19-2011, 02:18 AM
I'll use the giant nail.
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-19-2011, 05:10 AM
Ice cool baby.
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-19-2011, 06:52 AM
SpoilerShow Oh yea, Clearing a room net's you 20-40 chill back, I don't know how much because I can't really gauge difficulty and stuff :x
Time to (re)start this thing.
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Schazer - TotesLegit
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: 100%
Inventory:Battery Powered Hair Dryer | Hat
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Mirdini - James "Ice Cool" McTaggart - Hitman
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory:Icicle Pick | Pistol
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Godbot - Gerardo "Gelato" Stracciatella - Bodyguard
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: Rusty nail | Hammer
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DragonFogel -Marco Hustler - Used Guitar Salesman
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: 90%
Inventory: DA BOMB | FudgeMook_3
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Pick Yer Poison - "Sticks" McGee - Professional Ladykiller
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: 100%
Inventory: Toothpick Quarterstaff | Assult Rifle
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-19-2011, 06:58 AM
I start bashing the nearest mook that I'm not equipped with.
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-19-2011, 07:48 AM
CHARISMATECH: LOCK 'N LOAD
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-19-2011, 09:07 AM
RAINBOW RAVE: IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE
Somewhat incongruously, use Chill to boost allies' urgency and deal MELT damage to fudgsicles (as frozen milk has a lower melting temperature than ice).
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-19-2011, 09:27 AM
GUARDIANTECH: HUMAN(?) FRIDGE
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-19-2011, 09:30 AM
HitmanTech: Icicle Infiltration
((I infiltrate my icicle pick into the back of the Vertically Gifted Fudgesicle, all hitman-style so I avoid the three mooks))
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-20-2011, 04:39 AM
SpoilerShow Proof that i am bullshitting chill, really sorry if it seems disproportional!
Gerado and "Sticks" perform their moves first, the former gaining ULTRA TANK STATUS, along with an intense White Knightly Parry Move that automatically makes him take hits for close-by allies who are low on health and the latter raising the accuracy and ammo of his weapon through sheer CHARISMA. Marco whomps on the Shotgun Mook.
Before the fudgemooks counter, Totes' Rainbow Rave kills their initiative, and cuts their chill by a considerable amount. James gets his stab on, however, he'll have to be weary about Fat Franko! (Five Chill Per Turn to maintain invisibility.)
On that note, it seems that the removed chill has been tunneled
into the chest over there...
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Schazer - Totes Legit
Health:100
Chill:75
Ammo: 75%
Inventory:Battery Powered Hair Dryer | Hat
Bonus: RAINBOW'D (Allies Always Move First)
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Mirdini - James "Ice Cool" McTaggart - Hitman
Health:100
Chill:90
Ammo: N/A
Inventory:Icicle Pick | Pistol
Bonus: Invisible (5 Chill to maintain.)
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Godbot - Gerardo "Gelato" Stracciatella - Bodyguard
Health:100
Chill:90
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: Rusty nail | Hammer
Bonus: ULTRA TANK (+Def, Auto-Ally-Parry)
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DragonFogel - Marco Hustler - Used Guitar Salesman
Health:100
Chill:100
Ammo: 85%
Inventory: DA BOMB | FudgeMook_3
Bonus:
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Pick Yer Poison - "Sticks" McGee - Professional Ladykiller
Health:100
Chill:90
Ammo: 100%
Inventory: Toothpick Quarterstaff | Assult Rifle
Bonus: LOADIN' (+Acc, No Ammo Loss(3 Turns) )
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-20-2011, 05:32 AM
I'm going to hit the Shotgun Mook hard enough to knock him into one of the others. Maybe Vertical so I can daze him and hopefully get a nice weapon upgrade next turn.
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-20-2011, 05:43 AM
Use Embezzletech: Redistribution of Health to siphon enemy hitpoints into that treasure chest.
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-20-2011, 06:35 AM
Shank the tall one some more, as chill reserves are still in the ice cool range.
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-20-2011, 09:18 AM
I'm gonna put myself between Tasermook and Sticks and rush Tasermook, using my giant nail like a lance.
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Re: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-20-2011, 03:28 PM
Charismatech: Who made that man a gunner?
LET THE BULLETS FLY
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RE: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-30-2011, 08:54 AM
Totes prepares her attack and James continues with the shanking, silently following the Tall Mook and dealing that damage.
Gerardo moves in for the charge, the Mook sees it coming and prepares a counter!
Marco wacks that dude so hard he drops his weapon!
The Vertical Fudgesicle and the double pistol Fudgesicle let bullets loose while "Sticks" moves in for his own set of shots.
Fat Fudge Franko continues to move around.
Totes let's off her Embezzletech!
Gerardo and his target move let off hits, but with the boost it is obvious that Gerardo is coming out on top.
The disarmed Fudgesicle is knocked into the Vertically Gifted Fudgesicle!
"Sticks" pew pews.
Fat Fudge Franko seems to be preparing something...
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Schazer - Totes Legit
Health:100
Chill:65
Ammo: 75%
Inventory:Battery Powered Hair Dryer | Hat
Bonus: RAINBOW'D (Allies Always Move First)
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Mirdini - James "Ice Cool" McTaggart - Hitman
Health:100
Chill:85
Ammo: N/A
Inventory:Icicle Pick | Pistol
Bonus: Invisible (5 Chill to maintain.)
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Godbot - Gerardo "Gelato" Stracciatella - Bodyguard
Health:90
Chill:90
Ammo: N/A
Inventory: Rusty nail | Hammer
Bonus: ULTRA TANK (+Def, Auto-Ally-Parry)
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DragonFogel - Marco Hustler - Used Guitar Salesman
Health:80
Chill:100
Ammo: 72%
Inventory: DA BOMB | FudgeMook_3
Bonus:
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Pick Yer Poison - "Sticks" McGee - Professional Ladykiller
Health:90
Chill:83
Ammo: 100%
Inventory: Toothpick Quarterstaff | Assult Rifle
Bonus: LOADIN' (+Acc, No Ammo Loss(2 Turns) )
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RE: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-30-2011, 08:56 AM
Uh-oh. Looks like we need to distract Fat Franko.
Think he'd be interested in a used guitar?
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RE: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-30-2011, 08:46 PM
Aim for the guy with sunglasses. No one can challenge my cool.
Maybe Fogel could throw one of us at Fat Franko?
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RE: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-30-2011, 10:18 PM
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> Use HAMMER on NAIL
Naturally, I volunteer to be thrown at Franko.
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RE: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
12-30-2011, 11:04 PM
All right, I'm game for that kind of ridiculousness.
I throw Gerardo at Fat Fudge Franko.
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RE: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
01-09-2012, 04:19 AM
Embezzletech: Boom and Bust for an explosive area attack
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RE: Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
01-12-2012, 10:18 PM
Shanktech: Spinal Tap
Disable that tall guy aww yeah.
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