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12-31-2009, 05:04 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
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SpoilerI think this is a reasonable way to avoid a certain other topic from getting any more out of hand than it already is. [img]images/smilies/mspa_face.gif[/img]
You are a bee. What will you do?
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:05 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.
>Bee-have
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:06 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Harble.
>Bee wise. Bee safe. Bee aware.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:10 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
SleepingOrange Wrote:>Bee-have Harble Wrote:>Bee wise. Bee safe. Bee aware. Yes, you are certainly a well bee-haved bee. You would definitely not think of doing unwise or unsafe things, and you strive to bee aware of what you are doing.
It occurs to you that a model bee such as yourself should have a fitting name. What will it be(e)?
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:12 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Harble.
>Pollen-oscopy
>Seriously, that's the name.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:12 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Professor.
Superfrequency.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:13 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by thegreenspark.
> Beeatrice.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:18 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Flyingphish.
>Beeverley
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:32 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Harble Wrote:>Pollen-oscopy
>Seriously, that's the name. Don't bee ridiculous! What kind of bee is named for a medical procedure performed on a flower?
Professor Wrote:Superfrequency. You know better than to stir up a hornet's nest like that.
thegreenspark Wrote:> Beeatrice. The Beeatrice is a mythical insect that turns anybody it stings to stone. You're pretty sure you can't do that, so that can't be your name either.
Flyingphish Wrote:>Beeverley Yes! Beeverly! That's your name!
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:37 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by thegreenspark.
> Examine your surroundings. You know, find out what the buzz is all about.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:38 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Gustave.
>Go hive a good time.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 05:49 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
thegreenspark Wrote:> Examine your surroundings. You know, find out what the buzz is all about. You are in a field of flowers. Around you, your fellow bees are collecting pollen.
Gustave Wrote:>Go hive a good time.
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You can't return to the hive! You haven't collected enough pollen yet!
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 07:23 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.
Go say hi to your beaver friend Beaverly
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 07:43 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Reecer6.
> Go sting a beenemy of yours.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 07:45 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.
>torture Nicholas Cage
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 07:46 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by thegreenspark.
Reecer6 Wrote:> Go sting a beenemy of yours. You mean a pollen-emy.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 07:48 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Superfrequency Wrote:Go say hi to your beaver friend Beaverly You fly over to the river, where some beavers are making a dam. You spot your friend Beaverly among them. You say hi.
Beaverly asks what you're doing here; shouldn't you be gathering pollen at this time of day? You feel very silly about flying off before work is done - you and Beaverly are both very hard workers, after all!
You tell Beaverly you'll meet her after work, then quickly fly back to the flower fields. You've got pollen to gather!
thegreenspark Wrote:Reecer6 Wrote:> Go sting a beenemy of yours. You mean a pollen-emy. What a ridiculous notion! Not only do you not have any enemies, if you were to sting anything, you'd die! That is strictly a last resort!
Nobody is sure if this is also true of the mythical Beeatrice with its petrifying stinger, but since that's mythical, it clearly doesn't matter.
Superfrequency Wrote:>torture Nicholas Cage You don't have any CAGES, let alone a NICHOLAS CAGE! How would you torture one, anyways?
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 07:58 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by AAAAAAAAAA42.
Find JUCOSE HONEY and bring it to TECTON HIVE. [img]images/smilies/theprofessor.gif[/img]
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 08:06 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by thegreenspark.
> Who needs work? Find your honey and make a beeline for the movies!
With any luck, Bee Movie's beequel will bee out!
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 08:07 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by AAAAAAAAAA42.
thegreenspark Wrote:> Who needs work? Find your honey and make a beeline for the movies!
With any luck, Bee Movie's beequel will bee out! OH FUCK NO
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 08:09 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by thegreenspark.
AAAAAAAAAA42 Wrote:thegreenspark Wrote:> Who needs work? Find your honey and make a beeline for the movies!
With any luck, Bee Movie's beequel will bee out! OH FUCK NO lol I know right.
I only used it for the puns. Going to see Bee Movie would probably make your honey leave you. Then you'd bee alone forever.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 08:10 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.
>torture Faraday cage
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 08:18 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.
>Pollen-ate flowers.
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 08:24 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Kraft.
Superfrequency Wrote:>torture Nicholas Cage *gets a broken rib from laughing*
> What time of year is it?
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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure
12-31-2009, 08:39 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
AAAAAAAAAA42 Wrote:Find JUCOSE HONEY and bring it to TECTON HIVE. [img]images/smilies/theprofessor.gif[/img] That was your old job. You haven't done that for months.
thegreenspark Wrote:> Who needs work? Find your honey and make a beeline for the movies!
With any luck, Bee Movie's beequel will bee out! Your honey? You're not seeing anyone! As a worker bee, you're infertile! The queen gets all the drones.
And the very idea of a beequel to Bee Movie terrifies you anyways.
Superfrequency Wrote:>torture Faraday cage There is no FARADAY CAGE here!
Crowstone Wrote:>Pollen-ate flowers. Uh-oh! It looks like while you were gone, some of the flowers were dissolved by their own pollen! You're pretty sure that isn't supposed to happen. Also, your fellow workers have gone back to the hive, so it looks like all the pollen-eaten flowers are your responsibility now. Oh, the Queen isn't going to like this!
Kraft Wrote:> What time of year is it? It's May. You're supposed to be reaping the fruits, or pollen, of April showers!
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